Proof that Lyme Disease is Actually Turning People into Zombies

So the other night I didn't fall asleep until well past 3:30 AM!!!  As I lay awake pondering the great mysteries of this crazy mixed-up life, I began to realize that I am, in fact, turning into a zombie.  A real live zombie.  Actually, a dead one because that's what zombies are.  Okay, so you're...