Cognitivo Es No Bueno

In my most recent posts, I've been declaring to the world how I'm so much better and will be fully recovered soon!  This is still true; but I still have a few symptoms that are bothering me.  One of the most obvious ones lately has been my cognitive function.  I seem to be spilling everything...

Nine Reasons Why I’m Super Weird

1. I devour knowledge. It's true.  I'm a knowledge junkie.  I study in my free time, for fun.  And I don't stick to one subject either.  I study anything and everything.  Biology, History, genetics, biochemistry, mineralogy,  meteorology; you name it, I've studied it.  I'll read biographies, text books, magazines, novels, etc.  I was that weird...

What you see Vs. What I see

The purpose of this post is to help explain a little further what it is like to live with Lyme Disease.  I wanted to put my mad photo-shopping skills to use and produce a masterpiece picture to illustrate each one, but then I got tired and didn't. : P Lyme has clearly effected my perception...

Cars, Candida, and BIG Decisions

Well, it's been a bit since I posted, so I figured I'd go ahead and take the time to update y'all. 🙂  Oh!  And, hey!  What do you think of this new theme?  Hmmmmmmmmm?  Like?  Bad idea?  I should just go back to the old theme because this one is stupid?  🙂 I haven't been...

Memory Funnies

Okay, so you might feel guilty laughing at this post because it has to do with my illness.  But let's face it, being absent-minded makes for rather humorous occurrences.  Have you seen Finding Nemo?  The movie would be boring if Dory could remember stuff.  So!  In an effort to spread smiles, this post has funny...

Proof that Lyme Disease is Actually Turning People into Zombies

So the other night I didn't fall asleep until well past 3:30 AM!!!  As I lay awake pondering the great mysteries of this crazy mixed-up life, I began to realize that I am, in fact, turning into a zombie.  A real live zombie.  Actually, a dead one because that's what zombies are.  Okay, so you're...

Lymie Pick Up Lines

My recent posts weren't as happy-go-lucky, so I decided to dedicate this post to humor--Lymie humor!  🙂  The following list are Lymie pick-up lines! 🙂 Hey, girl!  What's your name?. . .Wait, what was it again?. . . Can you repeat that? You and me, we click--like my knees and hip. Hey girl!  Can I...

The Fog Rolls In

Brain Fog dead ahead!!  Turn back now lest your thoughts be battered to mush and your actions be irrational!!  -__________-  I HATE brain fog.  For those of you who do not have Lyme (or another brain fog-inducing illness), I will attempt to explain the feeling of having brain fog. On a clear day, your thoughts...

Laughing at Lyme

Have you ever had a chronically ill friend joke about their illness?  I do it all the time.  I have to be careful though, because some people are put off by these kinds of jokes.  I laugh about my brain being mush and the fact that my joints pop like an old lady with arthritis. ...

New Kind of Mancala

'Plunk, plunk, plunk'. I dropped each pink pill in the morning slot.  Opening the Vitamin C, I dropped one in each morning, afternoon, and evening slot.  Then I grabbed the next pill bottle and dropped it in each of its spots, and so on.  As I did so, it dawned on me how much filling...